1
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- [whistles]
- Come on!

2
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It's picture time!

3
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[upbeat music]

4
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- ? In the Loud house ?

5
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? Really Loud house ?

6
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[soft music]

7
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- And we're rolling.

8
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- This is gonna be
the greatest Mother's Day ever.

9
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[kids chattering happily]

10
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- And now for the star
of the show:

11
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Mom's favorite
breakfast fajitas.

12
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Sorry, Dad's everywhere.

13
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[laughter]
Come on.

14
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Here we go.

15
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Whoa-ho-ho.
[all oohing]

16
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[laughs]

17
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This was a great idea, Lynn.

18
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- This was my idea.
- You said Mexican.

19
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I had the idea
for the smokin' fajitas.

20
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- I had the idea
to burn the toast.

21
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- Okay, well, it was my idea
to use the plate.

22
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- Okay, but...
[all arguing]

23
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- Hey, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

24
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It is Mother's Day.

25
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I get half the credit,
and you divide the rest by 11.

26
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Let's go!
[cheering]

27
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- And I'll do my pageant wave.
- I'm her firstborn.

28
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She's gonna want
to see my face first.

29
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- Ooh, can I say "knock knock"?

30
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It's kind of my thing.
- Shh.

31
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This is it.

32
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- Whoo!
- Happy Mother's Day!

33
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- Happy Mother's Day!
- Yeah, it's Mother's Day!

34
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Huh?
- Wow.

35
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This looks amazing.

36
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- I picked the plate.
- And I made you this big card.

37
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- Aye, aye, aye, and you
have not seen anything yet.

38
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Lisa, lime juice!
- Whoo!

39
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[all cheering]

40
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- Oh! Oh, dear!

41
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[all screaming]

42
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- It's a little smoky.

43
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- Everybody, settle down!

44
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Whoa!
- Aah!

45
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- That is not the face
of a Happy Mother's Day.

46
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- Ooh.
- That definitely stung.

47
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- Now while I bear
a quarter of the blame,

48
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the rest is yours
divided by 11.

49
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- What?
- I mean,

50
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it was Lynn's idea
to do the fajitas.

51
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- Yeah,
because you said Mexican food.

52
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- That was after the fact
that you said...

53
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- Okay, okay. All right,
all right, all right!

54
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Let's not play the blame game.

55
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We all had a hand in this.

56
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- Not me and Clyde.

57
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We didn't mess up.
- Yeah.

58
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- We just captured it on film.

59
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- With excellent framing
and crisp sound.

60
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- Look, the point is,

61
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the greatest mom ever deserves
the greatest Mother's Day ever.

62
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- She's the best.
- Yeah, you're right, Pop.

63
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- And now
that her burns are healed,

64
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it's the perfect time
for a redo.

65
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So you guys get busy
with some fresh ideas,

66
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and I'm gonna go
give Mom the good news.

67
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[door creaks open]

68
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Do I have some great news
for you.

69
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- Really?
- Do you remember Mother's Day?

70
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- Oh, yeah.
It's burned into my memory.

71
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And my thighs.
- Well, buckle up

72
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because me and the kids
are gonna throw you

73
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a Mother's Day redo!

74
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- That's so sweet, honey,
but I--

75
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I just wanna finish my book...

76
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that I started
when Lori was three.

77
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- Okay.

78
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[kids talking excitedly]

79
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She's on board.

80
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So did you come up with an idea
that we can all do?

81
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- [gasps] Luna, Leni, and I
are going to do

82
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a theatrical retrospective
of Mom's entire life.

83
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- Boom.
- But Lily and I

84
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will combine our skills
to bake Mom her favorite cake.

85
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- No, no, no,
I'm gonna take care of that fly

86
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that's been buggin' Mom.

87
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- Oh, I'm gonna tap dance
for her

88
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and stomp out that fly.

89
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- Whoo.
[shoes clicking]

90
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- I didn't know
you could tap dance.

91
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- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
This isn't a problem.

92
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This is--this is brilliant.

93
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Why give her just one gift
when we can split up

94
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and shower her
with multiple gifts?

95
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I'm gonna go tell her
the good news.

96
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[cheering]

97
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[door creaks open]

98
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Buckle up.

99
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Things just got even better.

100
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- I get to finish my book?

101
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- Oh, you get
to finish your book

102
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while being pampered
and showered with surprises

103
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all day long.

104
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- I'd be really surprised
if I could just finish my book.

105
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Gwyneth is about to make it
to the other side

106
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of the mountaintop.

107
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- Ah, well, buckle up.

108
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This is way better.

109
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- You keep saying "buckle up."

110
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- I know, 'cause you're about
to have a head-on collision

111
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with love.

112
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It's gonna be great.

113
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? ?

114
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- Oh, no.

115
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- Oh, yeah.

116
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[doorbell chimes]
Oh.

117
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I got it!

118
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both: Hi!

119
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- Clyde called
and said he's directing

120
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some documentary
about Mother's Day.

121
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- And he forgot his viewfinder
and his megaphone.

122
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Action!
- Oh! Wow.

123
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[both laugh]
- Uh, we're actually calling it

124
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a "Mother's Day Redo."

125
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- Oh, because of the burns?
- Howard.

126
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- What? Everybody knows.

127
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We all donated.
- [clears throat]

128
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Well, the--the burns
have all healed,

129
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and the kids are hard
at work with some, uh,

130
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very special gifts.

131
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- And what are you doing?

132
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- Oh, well, I-I came up
with the whole idea.

133
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- So you're doing nothing?

134
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- I came up
with the whole idea.

135
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- Fear not!
We are here to help.

136
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- Our friend, Alizae...
- A dear friend.

137
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Been to the house for dinner
many times.

138
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- Is the proprietor
of Royal Woods' premiere spa.

139
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- And she will help handpick

140
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the perfect
Mother's Day spa package.

141
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- Well, actually, I'm--
- It's decided.

142
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We're taking you.
Grab your coat.

143
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- Yeah. [laughs]
- Oh, here we go.

144
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- Ooh, uh, maybe not that coat.

145
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[laughs]
Let's go!

146
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- Come on. Chop-chop.
- And action.

147
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- How do you feel
about the start

148
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of your big Mother's Day redo?

149
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- Um...

150
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- Lily and I are making
your favorite cake for you.

151
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We need to take us to the store
to get the ingredients.

152
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- What about Dad?

153
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- He's gone.

154
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[upbeat music]

155
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- Happy Mother's Day!
[laughs]

156
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- Okay, just put--
put the stuff over there, okay?

157
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And then--oh!

158
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[sighs]

159
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- This water is infused

160
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with three different
orange varietals.

161
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- Alizae is a citrus magician.

162
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- And as a favor to us,
she has agreed

163
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to let you sample
each treatment.

164
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If you're gonna treat Rita
to the perfect Mother's Day,

165
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you should really experience
the full pampering package.

166
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- Oh, well,
it is her special day.

167
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[laughs]

168
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- Could you guys help me
with these bags?

169
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- Oh, Clyde,

170
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zoom in on that vein
bulging out of her forehead.

171
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[fly buzzing]
- That's not a vein.

172
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- Ow!

173
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Honey, what are you doing?

174
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- Does this sound familiar?

175
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"Oh, I wish someone
would swat that fly for me.

176
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It's been bugging me
for weeks."

177
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I will bring you its head
on a platter.

178
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Happy Mother's Day.

179
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[fly buzzing]

180
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- Oh. [sighs]

181
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- I will get you!

182
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- [sighs]

183
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- If we're gonna
tell Mom's story,

184
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we're gonna have to draw
from different periods.

185
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- I'm gonna play Mom
with a sense of exuberance.

186
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- What do you mean
you're "gonna play Mom"?

187
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- What do you mean
"exuberance"?

188
00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,756
- I look the most like Mom,

189
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so naturally,
I should play her.

190
00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:08,672
- No, I look the most like Mom.

191
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We went as twins for Halloween.

192
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- You went as cats.
How is that twins?

193
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- Siamese cats?

194
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- Okay, well, I hate
to break it to you guys,

195
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but I'm the only one with any
actual performing experience.

196
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- What are you gonna do,
play Mom the guitar-solo years?

197
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[scoffs]
- [gasps]

198
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Which of the sisters
will play Mom?

199
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This is some juicy stuff.

200
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Go get a closeup.

201
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[tense music]

202
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- Whoa! [groans]

203
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[rhythmic percussive music]

204
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? ?

205
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[distant tap dancing]

206
00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:48,669
? ?

207
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- Yes?

208
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- What's, uh, goin' on in here?

209
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- Showing my appreciation
for Mom

210
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through the joyful art
of tap dance.

211
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- Well, I was gonna do that.

212
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- Cool. Good talk.

213
00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,727
? ?

214
00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:06,600
Yes?

215
00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,819
- Performance
is kinda my thing.

216
00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,342
Can't you just have
your evil spirits

217
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,214
make her bed for her
or something?

218
00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,390
- No, but I could have them
stop your legs from working.

219
00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:17,219
- Okay, let's not overreact.

220
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There's only one fair way
to settle this.

221
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Meet me in the attic,
and we'll--

222
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- Sacrifice a goat?
- What?

223
00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,705
No.

224
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We'll have a tap-off.

225
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- Ooh, a tap-off.

226
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Loving the passion.

227
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- Okay, so the batter is mixed,

228
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the frosting is made.

229
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Uh, Lily has distributed flour
all around the room and me.

230
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Good job, Lily.
- Cake!

231
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- This oatmeal-infused
herbal exfoliant

232
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will both hydrate
and plump your skin.

233
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- Not only will you feel
like an angel,

234
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you'll look like one.

235
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- Okay, angels,
now all you need to do

236
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is just move this rack
and preheat the oven--

237
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Aah!

238
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Which you already did.

239
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Good job.

240
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I'm just gonna go
read my--my book.

241
00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,746
I think I can turn the pages
with my elbows.

242
00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,530
- We got this!

243
00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,099
- Today is your special day,
right?

244
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- In theory.

245
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- We need you to decide
which one of us

246
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should play you
in our theatrical retelling

247
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of your life.
- Mm-hmm.

248
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- Why don't you surprise me?
- No!

249
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You have to pick
because this is for you,

250
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to make you happy.

251
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- And nothing makes me happier

252
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than choosing one child
over another.

253
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- Great.
Auditions start in 20 minutes.

254
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- Don't be late.
- This is for you.

255
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- Mm! Ooh, gross.

256
00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,251
Why are your hands so red?
- Well, I--

257
00:08:33,337 --> 00:08:34,296
- I'm going to add that
to my character

258
00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:36,080
for the audition. Huh.

259
00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,126
- Mm.

260
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,957
- Happy Mother's Day!

261
00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:46,700
- You destroyed my room
for Mother's Day?

262
00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:50,268
- As your gift, I decided to
reorganize your entire closet,

263
00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,140
so sit back, relax,

264
00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:53,533
and help me go through
every single item of clothing

265
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,404
you've ever owned.

266
00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,449
- That sounds amazing.

267
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,929
- I even did my hair.

268
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,062
- I'm just gonna
grab my book,

269
00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:04,544
and, um,
you make the piles, okay?

270
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,632
And I will be right back.

271
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,678
Oh.

272
00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:11,246
- Pretend we're not here.

273
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,510
- Ooh, get a closeup
of Mom's old nursing bras.

274
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,381
- Great.

275
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:17,948
- Traditional tap rules.

276
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,776
Shuffle step, ball drop,

277
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,387
and chop suey
are all on the table.

278
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,824
- What about paradiddles?

279
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,869
- What are we, amateurs?

280
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,829
[soft sneaky music]

281
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:34,790
? ?

282
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,359
- [exhales]

283
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,665
[aggressive tap dancing]

284
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,841
Oh.

285
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:43,844
[upbeat music]

286
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:48,022
? ?

287
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,720
- Mom's gonna love mine
so much more than yours.

288
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:57,509
- I'm bringin' da noise
and da funk.

289
00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:04,778
? ?

290
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:12,046
[serene music]

291
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,614
- See how Alizae
isolates each toe

292
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,876
to each trigger point.

293
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,269
That's called
Tibetan toe isolation.

294
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:22,099
- Oh, those Tibetan toes
are working their magic.

295
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,405
Oh, yes.

296
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,189
[high-pitched] Oh, yes.

297
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,017
- Oh, no.

298
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,759
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

299
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,021
[tap dancing continues]

300
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,067
all: There you are.

301
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:36,418
Come on!

302
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,942
- I wanna take you back to
my junior year of high school.

303
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:39,813
Mom and I were going
to the mall

304
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,510
to pick out my prom dress.

305
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,990
Lily had just been born,

306
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,993
and Mom decided
that she should come with us.

307
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,169
Mom with her oldest
and youngest daughters--

308
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,475
the bookends of motherhood.

309
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,651
[laughs]
- Oh, Lori.

310
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,827
- I give you "The Car Seat"...

311
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,481
"Oh, it shouldn't be this hard!

312
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,875
Who twisted the straps?"

313
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,790
"Mom, it's okay.

314
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,967
It's--it's supposed
to be a very special day."

315
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,403
"I have to pick Lynn up

316
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,883
"from soccer practice
in 45 minutes.

317
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,972
"If this car seat
is not in the car,

318
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,191
"then we aren't going anywhere.

319
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,106
How special of a day
will that be?"

320
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,848
- This is uncanny.
- Oh, yeah.

321
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,851
- [gasps] I don't remember what
an isosceles triangle is, Leni.

322
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,200
I can't even remember
what I had

323
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,071
for breakfast this morning.

324
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,030
Just write your teacher a note,
and we can both go to bed.

325
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,771
[winces]

326
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,297
- Leni, Lucy, Lola, Lori, Lana,
Lyd--Whatever-Your-Name-Is,

327
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,472
put that down!

328
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,039
- "Ugh, stupid car seat!
That is it!

329
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,389
I am making your prom dress!"

330
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,260
"But, um, Mom,
um, all my friends

331
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,567
are gonna have
store-bought prom dresses."

332
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,525
"And if all your friends
jumped off a bridge, Lori,

333
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,353
would you?"

334
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,355
And scene.
- Brilliant.

335
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,923
All right, let's get a shot
of Confused Mom, Tired Mom,

336
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,360
and Angry Mom
all in one frame.

337
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:53,277
[girls chattering]

338
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:56,150
[fly buzzing]

339
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,021
- If we're going
to get your closet done,

340
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,153
we need to start
making some choices.

341
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,720
- Aww.

342
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,852
- This seems way too small.

343
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,462
- I can still fit into that.

344
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,120
[boing]
[gasps]

345
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,253
Honey, I think
you might have better luck

346
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,777
if you use some
of that clear super-sticky--

347
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,692
- Flypaper?
- [groans]

348
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:17,911
Aah!

349
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,129
- Way ahead of ya.

350
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,090
[fly buzzing]

351
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,656
- I think we tapped too angry.

352
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,789
- I am definitely angry.

353
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:30,097
- Wait.
You know what we can do?

354
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,707
- Sacrifice a goat.

355
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,710
- There's one sure way to
make sure our tap performance

356
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,365
is the hit
of Mother's Day.

357
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,193
- I'll do it!

358
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,891
- [squeals]
both: Yay!

359
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,548
- Pfft, "doesn't fit."

360
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,246
[peaceful music]

361
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,770
My book.

362
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:56,340
? ?

363
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,473
[grunts]

364
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,431
[exhales]

365
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,911
[tap dancing]

366
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,393
[groans]
Did they add a dancer?

367
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,743
Ooh.

368
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,702
[curious music]

369
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:17,753
? ?

370
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,712
[stealthy music]

371
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,975
? ?

372
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,326
- Mom! Where are you?

373
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,458
We have a whole mess
of belts to untangle.

374
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:33,464
? ?

375
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,816
[machine hums]

376
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,819
[fly buzzing]

377
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:45,781
? ?

378
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,827
- Ooh, this guy isn't supposed
to be there

379
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,089
or else
that would make an explosion.

380
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:55,704
? ?

381
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:59,751
Initiating
in three, two, and one.

382
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,972
[machine whirring]

383
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,019
- Wait till you hear
what you're getting

384
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,585
for Mother's Day.
You know how you're always

385
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,371
saying you don't have
enough time to exercise?

386
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,504
[dynamic percussive music]

387
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:17,552
- Oh, Lynn, I know I say that,
but I'm in fine shape.

388
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,293
? ?

389
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,991
This is an old tracksuit.

390
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,432
- Strawberry frosting?

391
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,217
- Strawberry.

392
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,697
- What more
could a woman ask for?

393
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,395
- How about an 18-carat

394
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,354
chocolate-dipped
Burgundian strawberry?

395
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,443
- Unfortunately, Rita's
allergic to strawberries.

396
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,271
- Oh.
- But I'm not.

397
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,970
- [wheezing]
- All right, that's lap one!

398
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,797
Now let's go for lap two!

399
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,887
Push it!
This is not over!

400
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,758
- Thank you for this gift.

401
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,456
- Tell me this is not over.

402
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,589
Rita is gonna be
one happy mama.

403
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,070
[laughs] So how much would
all this cost, by the way?

404
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:01,074
[light music]

405
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,163
How much
for just this chocolate?

406
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,558
[groans]

407
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,387
Are these, uh, lotions
complimentary?

408
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:14,609
- [wheezing] Oh.
- That was lap two.

409
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,872
Let's strap on the ankle
weights and go for lap three.

410
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,919
[smoke alarm beeping]

411
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:20,963
Hey.
Where you going?

412
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,225
- There's a fire, honey.

413
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,966
- Around the cone.

414
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:24,924
- [sighs]

415
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,667
Fire! Aah!

416
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,321
What's going on in here?

417
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,628
- It's your cake.
- Oh.

418
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,283
[tense music]

419
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,024
Oh, aah!

420
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,069
- Whoa!
- [yelling]

421
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,679
- I'm sorry.
- Oh.

422
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:45,509
Lisa.
- I-I can still save the cake.

423
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,555
[oven door closes]
- [coughs]

424
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,209
- I'm sorry!

425
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,775
- What is going on?
[fly buzzing]

426
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,125
- I ruined Mother's Day.

427
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,561
- No, you didn't, Lisa.

428
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,998
The cake was delicious.
It was my favorite gift.

429
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,218
[all gasp]
- What?

430
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,351
I spent the whole day trying to
reorganize your entire closet.

431
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,136
- You didn't even try the cake.
- Cake?

432
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,267
She's not having any cake.

433
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,486
You got a workout to finish.

434
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,574
- She still hasn't seen

435
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,184
our three-person
one-woman show.

436
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,404
? We're making it a musical ?

437
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,275
- And don't forget
about our tap dance.

438
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:15,148
We have a special guest
we know will be your favorite.

439
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,455
- Okay, okay,
this is called

440
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,588
"Mom Lost Her Car Keys Again."
- Yeah.

441
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,069
- ? Who took the car keys?
Who took the car keys? ?

442
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,200
? Who took the car keys? ?
- ? Where are the car keys? ?

443
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,419
? Where are the car keys? ?

444
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,724
- ? Who took the car keys? ?

445
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:27,987
- ? Where are the car keys? ?

446
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,249
- ? Who took the car keys? ?

447
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,598
- ? Where are the car keys? ?

448
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,730
[fly buzzing]
- [vocalizing]

449
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,168
- Does this bring you joy?
Mom, I need your attention.

450
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,821
all: ? Who took the car keys? ?

451
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,171
- Mother, try the cake!

452
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,911
- Mom, you're not even looking!

453
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,566
- Mom! Mom, look over here.
all: ? Who took the car keys? ?

454
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,177
[Hops croaks]
- Hops is gonna get the fly!

455
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,876
- Watch me!
- [belts]

456
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:48,877
[dramatic music]

457
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,314
- This is your day!

458
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,446
- That's right!

459
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,232
It is my day,

460
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:59,322
and all I wanted to do
was read my book!

461
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,497
[dramatic beat]

462
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,979
- Thanks a lot, Mom.
[Hops croaks]

463
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,849
Now I have to get you
a whole new gift!

464
00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:08,636
[kids arguing]

465
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,464
- Actually,
we spent so much time...

466
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,640
- Come on, Mom.
You gotta get back...

467
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,337
- No!

468
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,210
No more gifts.

469
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,213
[calm music]

470
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,564
? ?

471
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:27,002
I am canceling Mother's Day
forever!

472
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,134
[kids gasp]

473
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,661
[door slams]

474
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,750
- [whistles]

475
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,323
[soft music]

476
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,151
- [sighs]

477
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:48,719
She's gonna make it.

478
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:49,764
[all sigh in relief]

479
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:50,895
- Can we see her?
- Oh, she--

480
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,810
she asked for some time.

481
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,638
- Well, how much time?

482
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,031
- She threw out New Year's,

483
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,338
but I talked her down
to Christmas.

484
00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,991
The good news is, I think
if we give her a little space,

485
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,777
we'll be able to redo the redo.

486
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:03,865
- Why would she want
another redo?

487
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:04,953
[all arguing]

488
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,607
- That's right.

489
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,782
A three-do.

490
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,436
- You're nuts.

491
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,568
- Listen, the best thing we can
do for your mom right now

492
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,396
is to just give her some space.

493
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:14,702
- Documentary's done.

494
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,138
- We're goin' in!

495
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,270
- What?
- No, no, no, no!

496
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:20,229
[everyone protesting]

497
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,452
[kids yelling]
Everybody, settle down!

498
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,106
Aah!
- Aah!

499
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,150
[all wince]

500
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,284
- Wait for it.

501
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,025
[light sentimental music]

502
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,592
- The greatest mom ever
deserves

503
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,073
the greatest
Mother's Day ever.

504
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,119
- What is your favorite thing
about Mom?

505
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,251
- Favorite thing?
- Wow.

506
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,687
- Just one?

507
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:44,993
- My favorite thing about Mom

508
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,473
is that she's always there
for us.

509
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,214
- Yep, always.

510
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,606
- Mom?

511
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,391
Mom?

512
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,610
Mom!

513
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,829
- Coming!

514
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,700
[laughter]

515
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,442
- My favorite thing about Mom
is her determination.

516
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,444
I think
that's where I get it form.

517
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:04,143
- [grunts]
- You got this, Mom!

518
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,319
- [groans]
[thud]

519
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,929
- She doesn't take herself
too seriously.

520
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:08,886
- She really doesn't.

521
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,801
- I love her nose.

522
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,760
- I love you.

523
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,154
- She definitely doesn't
take herself seriously.

524
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,895
- [laughs]

525
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,854
[laughter]

526
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,725
- I really love Mom's voice.

527
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,553
I think I got my voice
from her.

528
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,685
- Oh, no.
- Definitely not.

529
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,948
- ? We're makin' a giant cake ?

530
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,079
- A cake.
- ? And we're makin' ?

531
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,646
? A bigger mess ?

532
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,082
- ? We are ?

533
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,781
- She loves when we perform.
- Loves it.

534
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:37,480
- Stop it, stop it, stop it!
[tap dancing]

535
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,308
- Whenever I think
there's monsters under my bed,

536
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,658
she always tells me
they're not real.

537
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:42,833
- When you were little?

538
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,748
- Sure.

539
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,489
- She treats me like
I'm one of the family.

540
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,274
- Clyde.

541
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,538
Get that camera out of my face
or I will ground you.

542
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,974
Don't think I won't do it.

543
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,758
- She did it.

544
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,673
- I did.

545
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,284
- She is literally
the most patient person

546
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,286
I know.
- For sure.

547
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,897
[fly buzzing]

548
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:03,854
- Patience of a saint.

549
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,205
[toilet flushes]

550
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,600
- Who do you think
is Mom's favorite?

551
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:11,645
all: Me.

552
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,863
both: Me.
- Me.

553
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,343
all: It's me.

554
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,040
- It's all of you!
[laughter]

555
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,781
- It's hard
to pick just one thing.

556
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,523
Uh, I guess I'd have to say...

557
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,351
everything.

558
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,048
Happy Mother's Day Redo, Mom.

559
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,398
- I love you, Mommy!

560
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,052
- Sigh.
all: We love you, Mom!

561
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,663
both: We love you, Mom!

562
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,881
- Oh.

563
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,102
- Good job, Lincoln.

564
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,365
- Thanks, guys.
[sniffles]

565
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:39,238
I'm gonna watch it
1,000 times.

566
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,196
- We do have one more present
for you.

567
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,024
- Oh, please, no.
- [laughs]

568
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:43,764
- We're gonna leave you alone.

569
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,374
- Aw.

570
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:46,897
You remembered.

571
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,160
- Yes, we did.
- We love you, Mom.

572
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250
- Bye, Mrs. Loud.
- Happy Birthday, Mom.

573
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,905
- So I got you
this tropical mister.

574
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,865
- Oh, wow.

575
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,041
Fancy. Alizea.

576
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:03,392
- Yeah, I've--I've never been,
but I hear it's great.

577
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:07,266
- You know what I would
really like for Mother's Day?

578
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,181
- "And Gwyneth fell
into Dawson's arms,

579
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:14,273
and she was finally on the
other side of the mountaintop."

580
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,927
- Oh, I knew she'd make it.

581
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:24,152
? ?

582
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:31,899
[gentle music]

583
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,770
- ? Are you feelin' worried? ?

584
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,120
? Now I want you to know,
to know ?

585
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:40,299
? I'll be here for you
forevermore, forevermore ?

586
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,387
? Hardships through the day ?

587
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:44,215
? And through the night ?

588
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,088
? I just want to be able
to show that it's all right ?

589
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,829
- Thank you.

590
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,918
- ? Don't worry,
I'll always believe you ?

591
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,224
? I see it in your eyes ?

592
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,836
? I'll make you laugh,
and you won't see me cry ?

593
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,359
? ?

594
00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:58,534
- Yeah, Mama!
- ? I promise to be ?

595
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:02,233
- ? All in and nothing less ?

596
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,498
? You think you're wrong,
but I know you're the best ?

597
00:22:05,548 --> 00:22:10,098
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